
Today I am moments away from my jump, o i forgot to warn you I am scared to day.
Today i am thinking of a list (and checking it twice) to figure out everything fucking thing i shouldve done before deciding to jump out of an AK-47 tatical airplain.
1. Look at more sand.
2. Draw more pictures of myself so people will remeber me if i dont land the jump.
3. high fived the back of my teachers dumb face.
4. Eatin a extra hot hot pocket for all the would be "girls i did the thing with"
5. Run more miles.
6. Do the suck it hand symbpol jestor to Hillary Swank
7. gettin my swank slap on.
Today ima go do the jump.
U goe, brucehanglide!!1
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