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Time Travel to Reality with me.

Currently, as i sit in the awkward close spaces of the computer lab in the library i find peace and perspective on my adventurous weekend. Not just any weekend mind you, one of those weekends that abnormally weird but drips the awesome left over liquid of celebration and renewal. That is all i can conjure up.

Hour 2.3: Out of the cage

Today I finally did it.

The jump I mean.

High five me.

Because you know im clean.

Maybe but probly not mean.

So dont question it.

Hour 2: Now I am shungry

Today, as always, is the sum of my not accomplishments and my not jumps.

Today is different than half of an hour ago because I for one am hungry as shit...the piolet isnt though.

Today i told the plain flyer to fly thru the drive through and get some big mac subs so I can comfortable for the jump...then i learned in my minds' I that my plain flyer is supposed to be driving a train...but he staied in a hOliday in last nite so i gess we are safe.

Today I jump but maybe probly not.

Hour 1.5: Just thought of a Poem

Today is the day of the jump, as you know im in the plian about to jump. But i know you dont know what i just thought of...or will you no know because im going to reveel it to you.

REd dog

Hot dog

Dont stop the dog red hot do

Give red dog some hot back

Back strap for the red cap

REd dog o red dog

Hour 1: Shouldve done list

Today I am moments away from my jump, o i forgot to warn you I am scared to day.

Today i am thinking of a list (and checking it twice) to figure out everything fucking thing i shouldve done before deciding to jump out of an AK-47 tatical airplain.

1. Look at more sand.

2. Draw more pictures of myself so people will remeber me if i dont land the jump.

3. high fived the back of my teachers dumb face.

4. Eatin a extra hot hot pocket for all the would be "girls i did the thing with"

5. Run more miles.

6. Do the suck it hand symbpol jestor to Hillary Swank

7. gettin my swank slap on.

Today ima go do the jump.

Hour 1: Scared to Jump

Today's picture is of my half uncle, after he landed his first jump (maybe me one day?).

Today i might be ready for the jump...only time shall tell me this thing.

Today in the meantime i have tips for the virgins and how to be one forever.

1. Today you have to do your own thing like everyday.

2. Today you have to fart in your pants.

3. Today you have to eat a bananna (for guys only).

4. Today you have to draw you drawing you.

5. Today you have to treat yourself right, like a women would.

Today is all the tips i have for you today.